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It’s All Good in the ‘Hood

The meme says it all: “We still want to go to the Land of Make-Believe.”

It shows Mister Rogers holding King Friday.

Oh, how I want to go back there.

Mister Roger’s Neighborhood was my favorite television show in my preschool years, and I considered the host my friend—my “homie in the ‘hood,” if you will, an adult who talked to me on my level and cared about my dreams, my fears, and other aspects of my life. Mind you, I was raised by attentive, loving parents, but Mister Rogers was still an important part of my childhood.

I would get most excited about the Land of Make Believe segments, with Trolley whisking me off to another world. I looked at that setting through the innocent eyes of Daniel Tiger; I laughed at King Friday and his self-importance; I meow-meow-meowed with Henrietta Pussycat.

One thing I have to admit . . . I was often scared of Lady Elaine.

Don’t judge me—she could be a mean woman. Well, not really a woman, more like an unanimated puppet whose lips couldn’t even move. And I guess she was more mischievous than anything, but she still got to me at times. That was the power of Make-Believe.

When my sons were small, I got to revisit the program and to enjoy it on a different level, sharing a piece of my childhood with them. A few years ago they even bought me a t-shirt featuring Rogers’ picture with the phrase “It’s All Good in the ‘Hood.”

When I saw the aforementioned meme online recently, it hit me: Mister Rogers also helped develop my imagination. The Land of Make-Believe was a place where the possibilities were endless. As an only child, I spent a lot of time by myself, so I took the cue from Rogers and made up my own characters and worlds. On any given day I would be a superhero, a captain of a ship, or even a mischievous museum owner.

I owe at least some of my creativity (I know, you’re thinking, he has creativity?) to the show and to that time spent entertaining myself.

As writers, we get to play “make-believe” with our characters and our plots. We conjure up our own lands populated with interesting people and even some stinkers like Lady Elaine. A pretty good gig, if you ask me.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some more meow-meow-meow writing to do.

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Making a List and Checking It Twice

The other day I was waiting on my son to get out of an event, and, because I was bored, I decided to make a list of the Top 10 Title Choices for my Autobiography.

I know, I know: my mind doesn’t work like most people’s. However, memoir is hot right now, so why not?

The first four titles describe my life on any given day:

  • 10. Just One More Load of Laundry
  • 9. Reply to All but Not to Me: My Pet Peeves
  • 8. I Hate Raisins: Adventures in Trail Mix Avoidance
  • 7. That’s VitaVeggieMeataMac: Lucy’s Biggest Fan

The everyday tasks and aggravations of life can distract from our writing (Can I get an ‘Amen’ with the laundry?), but we have to push through. And who doesn’t need a Lucy break every now and then to ease the pressures of life?

The next set deals with roles I play:

  • 6. Dad, I Hit Myself! Tales of an Only Child
  • 5. Clean Your Rooms, I Love You, Where’s the Couch: Modern Dad and Husband
  • 4. College Professor Confidential: Will This Be on the Test?

Most writers I know are “bi-vocational.” We have “real” jobs and responsibilities we have to tend to before we can write. I guess you could say my teaching work supports my writing habit, and, thankfully, my family supports me. After all, family and relationships come first.

Speaking of writing (How’s that for a transition?), my final choices deal with this thing that we spend so much time talking about and pouring over:

  • 3. Bang Your Head Against a Wall: A Primer on Getting Your Writing Published
  • 2. Bang Your Head Against a Wall 2: A Primer on How Not to Get Your Writing Published

Oh, now I’m getting all up in your Kool-Aid! Many, many of you know what I’m talking about. Publication can be such a frustrating thing, and I think I’ve made every mistake in the book. I’ve had some successes and more failures than I can count, but isn’t that what life is all about? Try/fail, try/fail until you get it right.

I think I have decided on my top choice:

  • 1. The Man Who Was Almost An Author
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Quite an Odd Couple

One of my favorite television shows of all time is the classic Odd Couple from the 1970s (not the tepid current remake). I still love it for many reasons:

  • The chemistry between the leads. Jack Klugman and Tony Randall were born to play Oscar Madison and Felix Unger. They fed off each other in every episode to create comedy perfection.
  • The ultimate slob vs. ultimate neat freak conflicts. Sure, they’re outrageous, but the contrasts were played to the hilt.
  • The fun. The Odd Couple didn’t try to be socially relevant or edgy; it was just plain fun.

I loved the show when I was a kid and have been watching it in reruns ever since. I’ll never forget how the show got me through graduate school. That may sound weird, but, in the midst of a full class schedule, assistantship work, and more 20-page papers than I could count, The Odd Couple came on for an hour on a local station each night. I would take a break from everything and just laugh at Oscar and Felix for an hour and then return to my work/research/writing refreshed.

As I was watching an episode the other day, it hit me: writing and I are an odd couple, just like Felix and Oscar. And I have to admit: I am Oscar.

Like Oscar, I’m not the most organized person in the world. I’m a true “people person” and would rather be socializing than stuck in front of a keyboard. When I take a personality test, I always score as an off-the-chart extrovert.

Like Felix, writing takes organization and fierce determination. As Felix had every corner of his life organized down to the last detail, experts want to tell us that writing demands that we guard our time and ideas and have all of our pencils sharpened to the same size and standing upright in the same position.

If you know the show, you know these truths: (1) Oscar, in all of his sloppiness and disorganization, was a writer; (2) Felix’s fussiness was often undermined by Oscar’s messes; (3) even with all of their battles, Felix and Oscar remained friends and could co-exist.

These facts encourage me that I, too, can be a writer. God somehow takes my messes and forms them into something coherent and beautiful. For some crazy, mysterious reason He has called me to this writing thing, and all I can do is hold on for the ride, do my best, and let Him do the rest.

One of my favorite Bible verses is 1 Corinthians 1:27 (NKJV): But God has chosen the foolish things of the world to put to shame the wise, and God has chosen the weak things of the world to put to shame the things which are mighty. I think there should be a photo of me and my laptop right beside that verse.

Mind you, I’m no Jerry Jenkins. I’m not even Cyle Young (insert smile here–he created this blog and is all sorts of writing wonderful). But it is comforting to know that God has chosen Carlton, an Oscar Madison type, to write part of His story. May He be glorified in it all.

All of you Felix types are welcome to visit me, but call ahead first so I can clean my office.

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Calling All Muses

I recently downloaded Sara Groves’ excellent album (CD? What do we call it these days?) Floodplain, and one of the songs, I’ve Been Here Before, stopped me in my tracks. It begins with these words:

I’ve been here before

Staring at a blank page, waiting for a touch

Chasing down a muse that don’t like me much

All I can say is that Sara has been peeking in my windows.

That last line, especially, gets me every time. I don’t know about you, but I have chased that muse around like Tom the cat chasing Jerry the mouse. Sara has finally confirmed it—that muse doesn’t like me much!

I have stared at a blank page for a long, long time willing words to appear. I have waited for inspiration, for God to make a proclamation through me. Unfortunately, I have also decided to give up and go eat some chocolate.

On the other hand, sometimes inspiration hits like a tornado, and I run to the keyboard. Okay, okay—I never run. Like Julie Andrews in The Princess Diaries, I “hasten.” During those times when it seems like God downloads it right into my head, writing is effortless and fun.

Too bad those times are few and far between. More often than not, I have to make it happen, stringing words together and hoping they make sense. God provides the inspiration, but I have to put in the perspiration.

My dear friend, author Sandra Aldrich, does a presentation titled “The Muse Does Not Exist.” In it she busts the myth of the muse, that magical (albeit, mythical) being that supposedly implants flowery prose into our minds. Sandra is a proponent of good ol’ hard work, of toiling away until a piece finally comes together.

Let’s face it. Nothing beats B-I-C: Butt-In-Chair time. When we put in the right time and effort into a piece, writing can seem like the last verse of Sara’s exceptional tune:

I’ve been here before

Quiet in a pasture, honey on my tongue

Resting by still waters

I’ve been here before

Feasting at a table in a barren land

Saying I’ll never doubt, never doubt again

Do yourself a favor and get your hands on Floodplain. Warning: it might convict and challenge you to become a better writer.

 

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All Choked Up

Have you ever tried to impress people? Given that extra effort to stand out in the crowd, to get the attention of the “important” people?

Speaking from experience: it hardly ever works.

A few years ago I was at a “Meet and Greet” at Kentucky Christian Writers Conference. There were many friends in attendance, as well as guest speakers, editors, and faculty members. Definitely a place to put your best foot forward, and definitely not a place to embarrass yourself.

You know where this is heading.

The event was held in a huge meeting room. One side featured tables and couches for “fellowship,” with the bookstore on the other side. A snack table full of finger foods and other goodies was located in the middle.

I first looked for bargains at the book tables, as my “mad book money” was extremely limited. One book that looked interesting was only $3—practically the only thing in my price range. The author had a box on his table for a giveaway of the book, so I entered my name—although I never win anything.

I made my way to the “fellowship” area, doing my best “schmoozing.” I floated between different groups of friends and made sure to introduce myself to the editors and the published faculty members. I was having a good time while trying to impress as many as possible.

I looked over to the bookstore area and noticed people at the table with the book I wanted, so I figured I had better get my bargain before they were sold out. I passed the snack table, and, of course, I had to get something.

I’ve never met a snack table I didn’t like. I scooped some peanuts onto one of the tiny plates and started munching just as someone got on the P.A. system to announce the winner of the book giveaway. As a name was drawn, I started choking on a peanut.

I was hacking and coughing so hard that a fellow nearby asked if I needed the Heimlich. I waved him off, right at the moment the winner was announced.

“Carlton Hughes!” I had finally won something—while I was coughing up a lung.

I walked (and hacked) to the makeshift stage to get my book and returned to the garbage can near the snack table, thinking that lung might come up any time.

One of my friends told the book’s author that I worked as a college professor, which was also his profession, so he came over to ask numerous questions about my work. The conversation went something like this:

Him: “What courses do you teach?”

Me: “(Cough) Communications (Hack) and journalism.”

Him: “How long have you been teaching?”

Me: “(Hack) Over (Cough) 20 (Hack) years.”

Not exactly a pleasant conversation, and I don’t think I impressed him.

Some wise advice I learned the hard way: in writing or at writers conferences, don’t work so hard to impress others. Be yourself, have fun, and avoid the peanuts.

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And I Danced . . .

I recently had the opportunity to serve at the Operation Christmas Child Shoebox Processing Center at Samaritan’s Purse Headquarters in Boone, NC. I could write column after column about the blessings of serving there (Don’t get me started . . .), but I’ll save that for another time.

Instead, I’ll share a story from my “off-time” in Boone, a charming town with lots of little shops and restaurants. My group decided to explore the downtown area, and my son was eager to explore a funky, hip consignment shop he’d read about online.

Notice those adjectives: funky, hip. I have a confession to make: I am neither of those things. Why I even agreed to enter the store, I’ll never know. The things we do for our kids!

My son was in heaven exploring the modern clothes as pop music blared from the speakers. My wife searched the racks and, lo and behold, she found a shirt in the style I like, in my size. In a hipster consignment boutique—miracles happen!

Surprisingly, my son didn’t find anything, so he headed out to the street as my wife and I worked our way to the cashier to pay for the shirt. The clerk greeted me, looked at the price tag, rung up the price on the cash register, and then said some words I’ll never forget.

“Ten percent off if you dance!”

I have another confession to make: I am a tightwad and will do what it takes to save money.

After a brief hesitation, I asked, “Really?” Then I did my best John Travolta/Saturday Night Fever/disco move, right there in the middle of the hipster store. “Does this count?”

“Yes!” She recorded my discount, and we finished the transaction. “You know, we just try to add some fun, but some people look at us funny when we ask them to dance.”

“Life is too short not to have some fun and dance,” I replied.

All the while my wife was cracking up, and, when we caught up with my son, he was highly disappointed that he had missed my shining moment.

My point? As we head into a new year, I think we should all seize those opportunities to “dance,” to take a risk, to have some fun. What does this have to do with writing? Everything.

That half-finished project? Work on it. That proposal that’s lying dormant on your computer? Submit it. That writers conference you’ve dreamed about? Make it happen and attend.

Life’s too short not to dance. And sometimes, you get a blessing (maybe even a discount) when you do.

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Life Happens

I am writing this post toward the end of November. Ahh, the month of November, also known as NanoWriMo.

For those of you who may not know, NanoWriMo is short for “National Novel Writing Month,” in which writers are supposed to write a full-length novel in 30 days.

Gluttons for punishment, us writers.

This year I had the BEST of intentions for NanoWriMo. I was going to polish a work I’d already finished—working a little on it every day, chipping away at it until I was pleased with it.

Mind you, I’ve been chipping away at it for a few years. Okay, maybe 10. Or 11. But I digress.

I had big plans for my writing month, and then life happened.

First my son had to have a series of scans and X-rays, which kept coming back inconclusive. After much worry, several scans, and three specialist appointments, he is okay.

The same son had an important college interview that the whole family had to attend.

Then I had a death in the family.

Then the University of Kentucky football press passes that my college-aged son and I applied for at the beginning of the season and really didn’t think we’d get came through at the last minute.

Add to all of this the assorted minor distractions and inconveniences that come with my job as a teacher. You know, little things like papers to grade and classes to teach.

To summarize, I have written about 75 words in my manuscript this month. And I’m writing this post the night before it’s due.

Sometimes life happens, and we just have to roll with it. I could wallow in guilt about my bust of a writing month, or I could pick myself up and try again. I think I’ll opt for the latter.

I think God is teaching me about how to deal with life’s interruptions, both big and small. The other day I was driving by myself on a long trip (because of one of the many things I’ve had to deal with this month), and one of my favorite songs, “The End” by Matthew West, came blaring through the speakers.

West got to the chorus, and I had the feeling he had been peeking into my windows when he wrote the song.

“It’s not the end of the world, it’s just another day . . . depending on grace.”

Isn’t that what it all boils down to? It’s not the end of the world when life happens and I don’t get to write. I have to depend on grace from the One Who gives me the inspiration. Yes, it’s up to me to carve out writing time, but there are times I have to deal with other things.

I think I’ll move my NanoWriMo to December. After all, that’s not a busy month . . . right?

A guy can dream, can’t he? 

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Writing: All the Feels

If anyone tells you writing is not an emotional thing, don’t believe it. Writing can be quite the emotional roller-coaster, and a recent experience illustrated that fact.

One night a few weeks ago, I was feverishly working on my latest project, ancillary writing for an educational company. It was a perfect project for me (I’m a teacher in real life), not to mention my biggest contract ever. Thankful for the work.

My last LARGE deadline was looming—the clock was ticking, the fat lady was warming up her voice, Elvis was getting close to the exit . . . well, you get the picture (Yes, I love a good cliché). I was feeling pretty good, surges of relief flowing through my veins, as it looked like I was going to finish ahead of time. Hey, this writing thing might work out after all.

Here I was, about 30 minutes’ worth of work left, and I decided I needed a break. That inner procrastinator was not totally under submission. I figured I would check my email before looking for a snack. I need energy for the journey.

In my inbox was an email from a book editor, the one I had sent a proposal to a couple of months earlier. The educational work had consumed my writing life so much that I had nearly forgotten about the proposal, for a project I’ve labored on for years. This could be it.

There I was, “in the zone,” on the brink of completing a big freelance project, and now I was going to get my first book contract. Kathie Lee and Hoda will be calling any minute.

I read the email, and it was a rejection. Bubble burst!

Once I got my feelings of disappointment under control, I studied the email a bit closer and realized it was the NICEST rejection I’ve ever received. It was obvious the editor had taken the time to read my work, mentioning many specific things and offering some genuine praise. There was also an open offer for me to send additional pieces and encouragement for me to keep submitting my work to other places. Not bad.

I’d like to say I brushed off this rejection and returned effortlessly to my educational work. I’d LIKE to say that, but I CAN’T. As nice as the wording was, it was still a rejection, and it still stung a little. I brooded for a while, ate that snack—a guy has to keep his energy up, after all—and eventually met my deadline two days ahead of schedule. I also whispered some prayers, sensing that still, small voice. Keep going.

Writing truly has all the feels. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Just more acceptance letters, please.

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The Comfort Zone Two-Step

I attend a small church in a rural area. We have contemporary worship and are probably more “progressive” than many places in our area, but we’re still a country church at heart. This weekend I attended an event in my old college town, and this morning I went to church there with my son.

This church was . . . well, different. First of all, it was held in a school gym, with a “theater in the round” set-up in the middle of the gym floor. The music was even more contemporary than my home church, and two of the musicians were wearing beanie-style toboggans (if I tried that, I would BURN SLAP UP). Huge video monitors surrounded the stage catching all of the action, and the lighting reminded me of a concert. The associate pastor took to the makeshift pulpit for offering time, and he was wearing an old ball cap and a flannel shirt, looking like he was getting ready to work in the garden.

I had that Dorothy Gale feeling that I wasn’t in Kansas anymore, Toto. But here’s the deal: I enjoyed the service, and, as we say at home, I got a blessing from it.

Early on in the service, I realized it didn’t matter about the venue or the style of music or the ministry leaders’ fashion choices. I had to open my heart to the real reason I was there—to worship, to connect with the Lord. As long as my heart was ready, I could receive.

Isn’t it the same with reading and writing? Sometimes we have to step out of our genre or style and try something new.

A few years ago, I decided to get outside my comfort zone as a reader. It all started when I followed a blog that featured a popular Christian suspense writer.

I have a confession to make: when it comes to reading and entertainment, I am the biggest chicken you can imagine. Suspense and horror are just not my cup of tea. I’ve seen one horror movie in my lifetime, when I was 13, and that was quite enough for me, thank you very much.

The blog was offering an advance reader copy of the author’s soon-to-be-released novel, so I went out on a limb and signed up for one. After all, I never pass up a free book. When it arrived in the mail, I thought, how nice, and left it alone. I’d walk by it often, move it from place to place, avoiding actually opening the book. Slowly but surely, I worked up my courage to begin reading. I would read, get scared, and walk away. This cycle continued until the wonderful, suspenseful writing pulled me in. The book became hard to put down, until about an hour before bedtime each night, when I would watch a couple of episodes of The Brady Bunch or I Love Lucy, for good measure.

I finally finished the book and pronounced it “good.” I enjoyed the plotting, the characters, and the subtle yet evident faith message and even wrote a positive review for the blog.

I wasn’t totally converted, but that experience did lead me to read many other genres, including contemporary romance, Amish romance, chick-lit, adventure, western, and more. I’ve even attempted writing—with varying degrees of success—in different genres, trying to broaden my horizons. My experimentation paid off when, even though I have always loved writing humor, my first major publication was a serious essay.

The lesson I learned at the hip, new church is applicable to reading and writing: opening your heart to new things can lead to God’s blessings. He made different churches and different styles of writing to reach different people. So let’s do the Comfort Zone Two-Step! Who knows how God will use us when we try something new?

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The Wonder of the Deadline

Over the summer, I got my biggest freelance contract ever. It’s contract work for an educational company, so my name isn’t going to appear on the bestseller lists any time soon. It’s good work, however, and it has taught me one thing that I had forgotten over the years—the importance of a deadline.

It is ironic that, in my day job as a teacher, I impose deadlines all the time. Now it’s me under a tight deadline, with my writing life kicked into overdrive.

With this project, I’ve had to write when I didn’t feel like it. I’ve had to write nearly every evening and every weekend. I’ve had to write on beautiful, sunny days when other people were at the pool or at the park. Talk about “B-I-C” time!

The main thing about this deadline-based work: I’ve learned how to stifle my habit of procrastination. Here was the typical writing day for me in the past:

  1. Sit down to write. Write a title and a great first sentence.
  2. Remember that laundry needs to be done. Get up, load laundry into washer.
  3. Return to computer. Stare at the screen, willing words to come up.
  4. Realize, “I’m hungry . . . starving, actually!” Go to the kitchen and whip something up.
  5. Finish eating. See that the washer has kicked off. Put the clothes in the dryer.
  6. Return to computer. Type another sentence.
  7. Play a game of Solitaire to clear my head.
  8. Remember that the “Laverne and Shirley” marathon is on. Watch one or two or five episodes.
  9. Return to computer. Type another sentence.
  10. Dryer has kicked off. Fold and put away clothes.
  11. Return to computer. Type another sentence. Hate it. Delete it. Decide to come back to project tomorrow.
  12. Realize, “I’m hungry . . . again!”

I can’t say that I’m totally cured of procrastination, but having a deadline has certainly helped. My ultimate deadline is looming, so I’ve pressed on despite laundry, hunger, and the “Laverne and Shirley” DVD set I got for my birthday.

And in the middle of my writing marathon yesterday, what did I get? A social media notification from the creator of this very website. Sure enough, it was a reminder that my deadline for this post was only a day away.

Need a boost in your writing life? Get a deadline . . . or impose one on yourself. You’ll be surprised at how productive you can be.

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Writers Conferences: The Main Thing

I’ve been to many writers conferences and even serve on the planning committee of one event, and I always tell conference “newbies” about the main thing.

Most first-time conference attendees think the main thing is their work. Their manuscript. Their baby. I thought that, too. I was wrong.

Ten years ago I came to my first conference, Kentucky Christian Writers Conference, very “green.” I had my manuscript, my baby, in a big blue binder, and I expected to meet an editor, sign a contract at dinner, and return the next year with a shiny published book with my name on it and a gig as the keynote speaker.

Why not dream big?

One of the first people I met at the conference “Meet-and-Greet” was an editor with a MAJOR Christian publishing house. We chatted easily and found ourselves “bumping into each other” all weekend. We even got together at the hotel, and he met my family. At the end of the conference, he miraculously agreed to take my manuscript home!

My dream was coming true! An editor from a MAJOR house was willing to look at my work! Keynote, here I come!

A few months later, he got laid off from the MAJOR publishing house.

So much for my big dream.

However, through the years, a deep friendship developed as we exchanged emails, Facebook messages, and phone calls. We have shared the highs and lows of life, watched each other’s children grow up, commiserated over writing rejections, celebrated publications, and more.

Today, ten years after that first meeting at KCWC, this friend traveled many miles out of his way (over mountainous roads—I live in the middle of nowhere) to visit me. We had a great day touring the area, sharing a meal, and catching up after too many years. We even prayed for each other before he left.

He never published my book . . . but he became one of my dearest friends.

Relationship. That, my friends, is the main thing you’ll take away from a writers conference.

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Of Humble Pie and Closets

Navigating the publishing world can be a humbling experience. We write a piece that we think is going to take the world by storm. We edit and refine it and then submit it.

We wait. We get a rejection. Or an editor rips it to shreds.

Big slice of humble pie, anyone?

Meeting industry professionals can be an intimidating and humbling experience as well. I must say that the agents and editors I have met are nice, down-to-earth people, but I still get nervous when I meet them. That was especially the case the first time I had an appointment with an agent at a writers conference.

It was my initial visit to Blue Ridge Mountains Christian Writers Conference at Ridgecrest Conference Center near Asheville, NC. If you’ve never been to BRMCWC, register NOW. It’s like Disney World for aspiring Christian writers.

If you have ever met me, you know I’m one of the most outgoing people on the planet. I love people and will talk to anyone or anything, even a tree, and I love to laugh. However, I walked into the registration area at that first BRMCWC, looked at all the people and wondered “What am I doing here?”

When it came time for that first appointment, I was fidgety and didn’t know what to do with myself. I was understandably excited and nervous about meeting a real-live, big-time agent. I prayed and felt God telling me in my spirit, “be yourself.” I sat down, handed the agent my card and introduced myself.

We had an easy rapport, and the 15-minutes seemed to fly by. He requested I send him a proposal and agreed to keep in touch. I was on Cloud Nine.

I got up and turned around to leave. That year at Blue Ridge the appointments were held in a big room near the cafeteria, and there was a wall of doors, with only one leading to the hallway. I chose a door and walked out of the meeting area . . . into a closet filled with tables.

I’m not sure how many people noticed my faux pas, because I was too embarrassed to turn around. I backed out of the closet, found the real exit door, and took off as fast as I could.

I think God allows embarrassing things like this one to remind me to not take myself too seriously. Writing and publishing are serious endeavors, but ultimately God is in control. If I keep myself humble, I’ll remember that and won’t let the rejections and the criticisms get to me.

Get yourself to BRMCWC—they have nice closets.

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Hurry! I Need Patience!

Don’t you love lessons in patience?

Me, neither.

Patience doesn’t come easy for me, so, when I became a Christian over 17 years ago, God began teaching me . . . I just wish He’d hurry!

Today seemed like Finals Week in His lesson plan.

First, I went to a fast food restaurant to get my wife some breakfast. They gave me a number, 141, and I watched as numbers passed me by . . . 142 . . . 143 . . . 148. As we got closer to 150, I got worried.

Next, I stopped at a popular retail store to get a key made for my son’s new car. I walked to the key counter at the back of the store, got the key made relatively easily, and walked back outside to try it. Of course, it didn’t work, so I made my way back inside and to the back of the store to the counter, where a man was purchasing a fishing license and supplies. He made Tim Conway’s “old man” character from the Carol Burnett Show look like the Flash.

When it was finally my turn, the lady examined the key, realized the wrong mold had been used and they were out of the one I needed.

I had to go back up front to the returns counter for a refund, and a long, slow-moving line awaited me there.

I returned home to do my son’s laundry from tennis camp. I had kept his bag closed all night because . . . well, you can imagine.

I worked up my courage, opened the bag, loaded the clothes and turned on the washer. Nothing happened. Turns out, my neighborhood was experiencing a water outage.

Due to this outage, I had to go to another local restaurant to get supper. After waiting for an interminable time, I got my food, but the order was wrong. More waiting.

Days like these make me want to drop out of “Patience 101,” but, unfortunately, it’s a required course.

Writing and publishing are a major part of this learning experience. I write, I submit, I wait. I get a rejection, I try again. And on and on.

Sometimes I have to step back and remember why I do what I do. It was God Who planted this dream of writing and publishing in my heart, and it is God Who will see it come to fruition, in His time and in His way.

But, man, I wish He’d hurry!

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