In 25 Words or Less…

“I was born as a small child…and did stuff.” My bio in nine words, but who’s counting?

One piece of information that authors sometimes falter on is the dreaded bio. We have the book synopsis and elevator pitch and one-liner, but at some point, the editor/agent/publicist/person running the panel will say, “Now tell me about yourself!”

What is too long? Too short? Too braggy? Too personal?

So we blurt out something, and, as soon as the microphone moves on, we remember the one thing we meant to say! This month we prepare for publishing and public speaking by thinking in advance about those moments before someone says, “Will you go first?”

First, consider…who wants to know? 

My answer to a group of librarians: “I have an MLS from the University of Iowa and worked in public library children’s departments for three decades. I have co-authored seven resource books for library programs and developed programs for ages 0-3 years at Glen Ellyn Public Library.”

But to other children’s authors: “I have traditionally published over 40 picture and board books in both religious and general markets. I have a monthly column on writing for children for Almost an Author. I have an agent and belong to SCBWI, several critique and writing support groups.”

And if it is preschool kids: “Head, shoulders, knees and toes!” Because they don’t care who I am as long as I brought the dinosaur book.

So when self-introducing to the group, select the parts of life that are most relevant to the listeners. 

It’s easier in print.

I don’t mind saying “Muti award-winning author” on the bio at the end of an article or on a one-sheet. It is easier in the third person, too. 

Who’s it for? 

If I am pitching to an editor in the Christian market: With more than 1.7 M copies of her books sold, multi-award-winning author Rev. Dr. Robin Currie was a public librarian before answering the call to ordained ministry. She has traditionally published more than 40 picture books, including the Baby Bible Storybook. 

But for a general market editor: With more than 1.7 M copies of her books sold, multi-award-winning author Robin Currie led Chicago area public library children’s departments, developing literacy skills for preschoolers. Robin’s most recent book, How to Dress a Dinosaur, received a Kirkus review and has won eight awards in board book categories.

How long will they read?

50-word bio

Multi-award-winning author Robin Currie led children’s departments of Midwestern public libraries. She now volunteers to teach English in developing countries. Robin has published seven resource collections of creative ideas for library story times, and more than 40 picture books.

100-word bio

Multi-award-winning author Robin Currie led children’s departments of public libraries and now volunteers to teach English in developing countries. Robin has published seven resource collections of creative ideas for library story times, and more than 40 picture books. She writes stories to read and read again!

Helpful tip:

Develop four different bios on yourself. Regrettably, unless the facts are critical to the book or speech, most people do not want to hear about the grandchildren or summer vacation.

1. 30-50 words long for print

2. 75-100 words long for print

3. list of 5 items considered primary accomplishments 

4. 3 sentences about a personal incident relevant to the group

Keep all four in your computer under BIOS so they can be whipped out as needed in print. Also, print them out and tuck them in your wallet for the next time you are called on to “Introduction yourself to the group.”

BIO: See above! Or see picture below!